Let's Do Some Chemistry: Or Each Other

Today was an unusually warm day here in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Finally! It's been super cold here forever, we were just waiting for it to warm up  and break out the flip flops. 

I've come to this conclusion: When the weather gets nice, the clothes come off, and the sexual chemistry and tension bubbles way over the beaker. 

The  broads show off their bust-lines, and the muscular men bear their biceps.

Now that my friends, is no accident. 

Even some of the best of friends mix dangerous chemical compounds with nice weather. 

Friendships and romantic relationships are questioned as others are just brought to the lab for more speculation. 

My sister kept her crush man in mind, when he was no different by showing off his fucking awesome forearms and she was showing off her sparkling shoulders. Think they got each other's attention? 

I noticed more co-ed interaction today than usual. Cute shoes, cute tops, cute imaginations. 

In the wintertime, no one can get away with flip flops or flirty tops, and showing leg or cleavage, it's just way too cold, who cares about leg when its 10 below zero?  

Even if there is no remote interest in one another, curiosity gets you into to trouble, just like your chemistry teacher telling you can't play with the cyanide. 

When it does get you into trouble like looking up and down one of your friends of the opposite sex, you just act like a real man(or woman) and just own up to it! 

We've all been caught doing it, there is no harm in checking out one of your friends, right? 

Who knew people in Northeastern PA had bodies? We wouldn't know most of time because it's been cold for more than half a year. 

As eyes wander, so do minds. The minds go to the gutter on every little word uttered out of one's mouth. And straight to the bedroom. 

The psychological  need for sex is fulfilled with enough skin exposed. 

Crazy things happen when it gets to be beautiful out in Mountainland. Smiles run rapid, and the end of the semester doesn't seem as bad. 

Smokers go out for more cigarettes than usual, and people hang out by the picnic tables to chat and do homework. 

The next time you want to sleep in? Sleep with someone else, do some chemistry.